I was already convinced Dean Kenneth Elmore was a stone-cold pimp, but this is reaching G-Funk levels (see video below). If this dude handed me a red pill and a blue pill, I would gladly take both.

“Frozen what? Parade where?” Shove it, academia. Me and Ken are parading wherever we goddamn please.

Boston University’s own Duck Tour parade will start in Kenmore Square at noon on Tuesday and roll up Commonwealth Avenue. When the parade hits Marsh Plaza, the party kicks off with cake and ice cream, plus speeches from the players and a few glimpses of that much-coveted NCAA trophy. Go BU!