In case you weren’t one of the 10 people who showed up for the flash mob in Central Square last night, the event was a dismal failure. More disappointing than the complete lack of participation was the event planned for the evening– furniture shopping.
Hip Hope Industries
- Instructions
- 6:35PM- Walk to CORT Furniture store, 564 Mass. Ave, Cambridge MA.
- 6:40PM- Walk throughout the store looking for a sofa. View them with the reverence and awe that one should have for soft furniture and say, “Ow Wow! What a sofa!” If a sales associate comes up to you, do not say anything except, “We all live together and we are looking for a family sofa!”
- 6:50PM- Leave store and disperse